[FHCx192] National Pina Colada Day/National Pick Blueberries Day

We got caught in no rain today.

IT’S NATIONAL PINA COLADA DAY AND NATIONAL PICK BLUEBERRIES DAY!

There aren’t many places to pick blueberries around here. AK is able to pick them out at the grocery store…

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THOSE ONES.

We also found things that look kinda like blueberries while out on a Pokemon Go safari today. We didn’t actually pick these because we would probably die.

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Delicious but deadly? We may never know!

The day didn’t specifically say to eat the blueberries… soooo… whatever.

Anyway.

We went to the Mall of America today since we knew this picture would be appropriate. Margaritaville has been under construction for several years. And every time we pass by, we imagine what could have been: dudes with visor tan lines sitting at a bar with their backs to many drunk women on a bachelorette party night.

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It was also appropriate to go to the MoA because of the Corona-owned Cantina #1. We had no idea that this pina colada was going to be a big spectacle! The “Eroticolada” is “Cruzan coconut rum and Dekuyper Luscious Melon schnapps” mixed with creme de coconut. Well that’s neat. HOW ABOUT SERVING IT IN A COCONUT?!

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That probably took some effort…

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YOUR COCONUT WASN’T ENOUGH?! HAVE ANOTHER FULL GLASS OF IT ON THE SIDE!!

Needless to say, we didn’t get through it all. It tasted hardly boozy, which probably means that it was incredibly boozy. A nice cool breeze of a drink on a hot Minnesota afternoon.

Tomorrow is National Blueberry Muffin Day and National Mojito Day!

-SPAK

 

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