TODAY IS NATIONAL GREASY FOODS DAY AND WORLD PASTA DAY!
Your doctor warned you against today. If you go in asking how to lower your cholesterol, your diet expert definitely won’t say, “Have more greasy things and pasta.” But here we are. Just minimize how much of it you’re gonna have.
So why are the greasiest foods so damn good? Basically, we just had to pack as many of the dense fats into one place as possible. Deep fry some stuff in oil and all is tasty. Today we mix grease and pasta.
It tastes like bacon and cheese and grease. Perfect.
Tomorrow is National Pumpkin Day and National Mince Meat Day!