IT’S NATIONAL SPICY GUACAMOLE DAY AND NATIONAL PICKLE DAY!
We’ve talked about Wholly Guacamole before. It’s still good, and it’s still spicy. Don’t be fooled, this shouldn’t be the same as National Guacamole Day. This time it’s all about making it hot.
DIP THE CHIP!
In other green news, the pickle. Don’t be fooled, this shouldn’t be the same as National Snack a Pickle Day. So maybe you are supposed to do more than just snack on the pickle? Cuddle with it? Eat only pickles for a whole meal? We’ve got the SPamily pickles here.
Wait a second. Did we just celebrate two holidays on one day that are nothing but regurgitations of previous holidays? I think yes, we certainly did. At 319 days, I guess people just kinda got tired of stuff and rather than think up something like Texas Toast Day and they just moderately changed the title. So here we are. Sorry.
Tomorrow is National Bundt Day, National Raisin Bran Cereal Day, and National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day.
-SPAK
