“Sure is Lager. I’ll tell ya that.”
IT’S NATIONAL LAGER DAY!
Lager. The one word used to describe the nondescript-est beer ever. Ya know, Miller, Budweiser, Beck’s, and so on. All of the types that are basically carbonated water that once maybe had a hint of beer and are now just weird and kinda yucky. No offense to lager lovers. There must be a market for it, otherwise there wouldn’t be so damn many kinds.
Lager is the Kristen Stewart of beers. We’ll put it that way.
Wish we could say we were done with the alcoholidays but we still have more ahead!
Tomorrow is National Noodle Ring Day.